Reen in Love

I tried for maybe two days to extinguish my Reid admiration. I obviously failed. So for your reading enjoyment, snippets from the life of "Reen in Love."


Reen goes to the grocery store
Reid says, “I want someone who can cook.”
I say, “Right. That’s why we’re at the grocery store.”
He says, “Oh.”
I say, “It’s time for you to learn.”
He say, “I got nuthin.”
I say, “You’ve got these vegetables.”
We spy a man roto-rootering his right nostril
He says, “Right, we better wash these a few times”


Reen on clothes
Reid says, “What should I wear to Thanksgiving dinner?”
I say, “Is this a trick question?”
He says, “Just making sure that you like underwear.”


Reen on the Phillies
Reid says, “Tonight’s a big game. We’re down one.”
I say, “I’d only make you get down one time, and I’d be won.”