Marianna's Musings: Ali's Episode 4

SIX IN THE CITY



Six bachelors go to New York City to watch Roberto hoist Ali up on a high wire and wrap himself around her.





THE LOIN KING



In an unabashed attempt at getting more female (and no doubt some male -- it IS a Broadway show, after all) viewers swooning, the producers have Roberto clad in a fancy loincloth and not much else.


Can you feel his love tonight?





SOMEWHERE, OVER THE RAINBOW


Ali gets acquainted with Chris L.'s parents. Thanks to rainbows and AT&T, he is never too far from mom and dad. Ali hears about wonderful mom and speaks to dad. She is is utterly charmed and touched by the whole family and Chris's chance at F1 just gets better and better.






A NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM



There Fleiss goes, blatantly ripping off movie scenes again.



Kasey and Ali have a one-on-one date at the American Museum of Natural History. Kasey is so cringingly cheesy that he is one American who will soon naturally be history.






LOVE SICK



Ali must have a propensity to lose her voice when she gets sick. Remember her hoarse whisper as she presented Jake with a peacock feather at the Meet & Greet?



Despite Ali's contagious condition, Frank, Kirk and Chris L. are eager to kiss her, hug her, lie in bed with her and bring her soup. Caution is thrown to the wind and there is much exchanging of germy saliva.



A new virus, the F1N1, (also known as the 'swoon flu') is propagated.






UNICORN LOVE



Chris L. tells Ali the story of a land where Cupid rides a unicorn through fields of flowers, brandishing a sword and a rose and stone-encrusted shield. If we listen carefully, we can hear the chirping of Tenley Molzahn and the bluebirds of happiness. Cute Disney mice freely roam Bachelor mansions and scamper through the fields with the unicorns.



It's a beautiful place. Kasey lives here.






CAPTAIN KIRK




Kirk boldly goes where no man has gone before (this early in the game, anyway). This will now be the second time he and Ali are in or near a bed together.



Last week, he maximized his rolling-around-in-bed time with Ali, even after the director yelled cut. This week, he adroitly escorts an ill Ali to her suite and manages to tuck her into bed (but not before lots of cuddling and caressing).






KRAZY KASEY?




Either Mike Fleiss has outdone himself with editing and provoking the contestants or we really need someone to guard and protect Kasey from himself.



From his bizarre and untimely bouts of singing to his wrist tattoo representing Ali and the eleven remaining men (because she's his true love and the men are his blood brothers for life), Kasey wins the prize for most Krazy Kontestant ever.






GOING TO THE DOGS



Country boy Jesse is rejected by city girl Ali. She chooses Kasey over him and he bounds home happily to his dogs.






ALI MAY BE UNDER THE WEATHER BUT SHE'S OVER THE WEATHERMAN




There is a distinct chill in the air as Ali says goodbye to the weatherman. A possible storm was brewing as Jonathan's face clouded over and there appeared to be a slight chance of precipitation. However, he put up strong front and left, dry-eyed.



The skies are sunny again as the remaining bachelors discover they are next going to Iceland.